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Post by Morrigan on Sept 10, 2005 13:22:10 GMT 12
an astronaut helmet... and not much else
So who did Nick and Adam get married to?
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Post by Anyanka on Sept 10, 2005 13:27:56 GMT 12
Nick got married to... Kermit the frog! and Adam got married to.... a strange... ODD squirrel.
Who's the man in Nick and Kermit's relationship?
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Post by Morrigan on Sept 10, 2005 13:36:38 GMT 12
Kermit. He's a pimpin' frog!
Where did Anya and Viktor really mean to go for their honeymoon?
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Post by Anyanka on Sept 10, 2005 13:37:52 GMT 12
Las Vegas!
What would Viktor have done there?
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Post by Morrigan on Sept 10, 2005 13:41:43 GMT 12
He would have done some Elvis impersonations.
How did the four characters' honeymoons go?
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Post by Anyanka on Sept 10, 2005 13:46:39 GMT 12
Well... Viktor started strip teasing out of the blue in front of everyone, Anya got horny and jumped him, and as for Nick and Kermit........ Kernit cheated on Nick... Bert!.... AND ERNIE!
And..... what events ensued for those honeymooners?
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Post by Morrigan on Sept 10, 2005 13:52:36 GMT 12
Well, Adam and Nick got married to each other, figuring that anything else would be a failure. Viktor's strip tease ended short when a kid threw a skiball at his crotch.
What are the other vampires doing at the mansion now that the king and queen are gone for a week?
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Post by Anyanka on Sept 10, 2005 13:53:54 GMT 12
They're toilet paper-ing Soren! LOL!
WHY?! XD
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Post by Morrigan on Sept 10, 2005 13:58:06 GMT 12
Because they told him there was an evil leprechaun outside and that he must dress as a mummy to confuse him, thus keeping him from getting attacked.
Who was hiding in the bushes outside in a leprechaun costume?
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Post by Anyanka on Sept 10, 2005 14:02:16 GMT 12
Sonja. When he arrived, she egged him.
So, Soren ended up making a fool of himself, as usual. What did he do when he discovered they were all making fun of him?
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Post by Morrigan on Sept 10, 2005 14:04:32 GMT 12
He decided to plot a brilliant revenge scheme with the help of his once parasite and now Vile Vomitous Mass of a Vampy Witch, Amelia!
And what was his plot?
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Post by Anyanka on Sept 10, 2005 14:07:58 GMT 12
The plot was..... Throw rotten tomatoes on the Ordoghaz!
And who was opposed to that?
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Post by Morrigan on Sept 10, 2005 14:15:01 GMT 12
Amelia herself. She didn't want him hitting any of the topiary animals, especially not the unicorn!
So did Soren plan fail or succed? OHH SNAP, TRICK QUESTION!!
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Post by Anyanka on Sept 10, 2005 14:16:34 GMT 12
It failed, since he backed off, being as much a coward as Kraven, and ran off screaming like a little girl towards the forest. Everyone: ( ) Where did he end up?
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Post by Morrigan on Sept 10, 2005 14:20:43 GMT 12
He fell down a ravine and landed in the middle of the Land of the Three-Name-People. There, he was attacked by Anthony Michael Hall, Michael Clarke Duncan, David Hyde Pierce, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Jonathan Rhys Meyers, James Earl Jones, Michael Ian Black, Lisa Marie Pressley, and various other three-named people, who were shouting, "DEATH TO TWO-NAMED BOY!"
So, that just leads us to ask... what's Soren's last name?
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